Welcome to Death's weapon Priority Tip! What is weapon priority do you ask? How can it possibly help me? Well let's get helping!
First off, go to controls. It's one of those cool big buttons you can press when you hit escape. (Who else loves pressing buttons?) After you press it, you will see the controls. What do controls have to do with weapons do you ask? NOTHING!!! There are three categories on the top: General, Movement, and the mysterious "other." Click on other and you will see something called "auto equip." Now you can see it has something to do with weapons! Auto equip means that you automatically equip the weapon that is most desirable to you. (Experts like G-MO might say this messes up your game if you accidentally pick up a weapon while someone is shooting at you, but you'll see what I mean later on.) How does it tell what weapons are most desirable to you? Well, ask Rajada, but we shall get to how we can actually change what weapons are desirable.
And in case I lost your attention, here is something to keep you from being distracted. ZEGA DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE!!! IT'S TRUE YOU KNOW!!!
Anyway, now we get to press another cool big button called "options," that is also there when you hit escape. There are two categories at the top: General and Blasters. What one happens to do with weapons you ask? It's Blasters you noob! Anyway, here is the almighty blaster section, most people think it just tells you how awesome a weapon is, but that is not all it does. There are all the ten guns in order from top to bottom. Here's the shocking news, that cool big button you pressed to turn auto priority on, makes it where you automatically equip the weapons closer to the top! This makes auto equip stink right now, for instance, say you have a Triplestrike. Then, if you picked up a Sidewinder, (which is far less superior) you would automatically equip it. That sounds stupid you say? Why would I want a Sidewinder over a Triplestrike? Why the heck did the makers of this game put the guns in that order? Why is this news review so long when it could take you one paragraph to say it? Well, here's the good news, YOU CAN MOVE THE GUNS YOU WANT CLOSER TO THE TOP!!! BRILLIANT YOU SAY? OF COURSE IT IS!! Here is what you do, grab the weapon you like the most and drag it to the top. For me, it's the Triplestrike. This means I automatically equip a Triplestrike even if I have a Whomper, which was on the top of the list!
First, you need some tips. Remember, only pick the weapon you could use in many situations. If you choose to have a Whomper remain on the top of the list and suddenly pick it up during a fight, not only will you lose time equipping it, but it will take it even longer to fire. In the words of the great G-MO, "PWNED!!!" Let's say the Triplestrike was on the top of the list, the Triplestrike is a weapon that could help you in ANY situation, (except range, but if someone is sniping you, you should be running for your life anyway and not care what weapon you have) and it WOULD be worth the time it takes to equip it and start firing.
Remember to choose your list wisely, make sure the time it takes to actually equip and start firing the weapon is worth it.
And remember kids, don't do drugs, it throws off your game. (that's the only dramatic closer of this article I could think of)